is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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