i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
