Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
he puts the penis in happiness.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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