For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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