IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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