i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
As shirtless as possible
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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