lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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