"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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