he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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