this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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