My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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