But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I think people are normalizing furries
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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