:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
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