i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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