We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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