She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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