He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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