Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
