"it" just moved
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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