Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i've created a new STD.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize