Sponge bath it is.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Randomize
