They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
this just has baby written all over it
Sober January is a disaster.
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Pooping to opera.
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