Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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