Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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