how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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