love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
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My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
this will be a night to untag.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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