Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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