I feel like I'm in dance class right now
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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