i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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