We're like a lot better than the average bears
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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