Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(347): View more from New York

Need sex. Gaining weight.

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(434): View more from Virginia

well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard

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(913): View more from Kansas

ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...

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(785): View more from Kansas

Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.

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(707): View more from California

I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?

(650): View more from California

There is so much wrong with that sentence

(707): View more from California

Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real

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(732): View more from New Jersey

That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?

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