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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.

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  That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.

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• (631): View more from New York

  guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple

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  whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...

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• (210): View more from Texas

  i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.

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• (516): View more from New York

  we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later

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  scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  ‪So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?‬

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