ADVERTISEMENT

• (407): View more from Florida

  Your dick is once again the conversation topic.

  Fav 12 4801 820

  share tweet
  

• (765): View more from Indiana

  my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.

  Fav 8 4582 860

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (631): View more from New York

  hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies

  Fav 34 7485 1242

  share tweet
  

• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.

  Fav 52 4113 1249

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 People Confess The Worst Things They Have Been Accused Of

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (407): View more from Florida

  She even gives head with a lisp.

  Fav 17 2835 5182

  share tweet
  

• (817): View more from Texas

  Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"

  Fav 12 6820 1479

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (503): View more from Oregon

  we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.

  Fav 14 4165 2193

  share tweet
  

• (818): View more from California

  I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.

  Fav 4 1236 2363

  share tweet
  

• (901): View more from Tennessee

  "It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.

  (1-901): View more from Tennessee

  You have found the Promised Land of friend zones

  Fav 3 1520 959

  share tweet
  
• 

  Locals Wish Tourists Would Stop Doing These 27 Things

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (805): View more from California

  Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.

  Fav 9 959 618

  share tweet
  

• (928): View more from Arizona

  it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.

  Fav 5 895 595

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (919): View more from North Carolina

  As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.

  Fav 0 835 500

  share tweet
  

• (515): View more from Iowa

  At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.

  Fav 0 505 530

  share tweet
  

• (802): View more from Vermont

  I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.

  Fav 0 126 61

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (407): View more from Florida

  Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??

  Fav 6 14 53

  share tweet
  

Randomize