I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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