We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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