i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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