I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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