that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
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