I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
More tranny stories later!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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