Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
