just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
So vagazzling was a success
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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