I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You dont lie about slip and slides
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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