I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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