I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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