quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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