As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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