'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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