I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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