A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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