saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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