I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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