Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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