Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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