return my video game
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
